You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
