rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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