Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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