Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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