Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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