I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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