I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
So squirting runs in the family.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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