I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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