why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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