That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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