he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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