My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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