I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you had me at cake vodka
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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