She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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