First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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