is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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