It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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