Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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