I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
