Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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