sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
dude. I can hear the air.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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