ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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