i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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