sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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