Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
