i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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