we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Randomize
