it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
