Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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