we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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