I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Someone signed my nipple.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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