Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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