So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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