I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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