You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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