I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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