hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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