We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
we're so committed to being not committed
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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