I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I smell stomach acid.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Are we still banned from the library?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
