My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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