toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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