I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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