You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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