i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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