There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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