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• (650): View more from California

  Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.

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• (564): View more from Washington

  He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns

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• (817): View more from Texas

  she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again

  (443): View more from Maryland

  I hate when that happens

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.

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• (631): View more from New York

  In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  what the fuck is wrong with you

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?

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