Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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