my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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