ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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