i jhust puked up my retainher.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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