id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
