Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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