Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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