Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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